Cute Turtle-y

On a day of boredom, my little cousin admired a taxidermied turtle at my house. She thought it was a plushie.

"Cute turtle-y!"
"Hmm...?"
"Look! Cute turtle-y!"
"Um... you do know that it's dead, right?"
"Mommy says it isn't real."
"WHAT DOES SHE KNOW!!??"
"MOMMY!!!"